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I suspect Jamie Dornan hates promoting 50 Shades of Grey


I'm no expert on body language, I mean I know the basics... like, if a girl slaps you in the face and calls you a loser in the middle of the club - no - she probably does not want you to buy her that drink.  Jamie Dornan's facial expression (see below) while promoting his new movie 50 Shades of Grey looks a lot like the face you make after you cop that slap though.  You can see him basically praying to whatever skygod will listen, "please let the earth swallow me whole, please let the ea-"

Thank you.

Not that Dakota Johnson looks any happier in these pics.  I can't help but wonder what conversation these two had before the camera's started rolling.  I imagine it went something like this:

"Heyyyyy Dakota, do you wanna see my red room of pain?"
*slapping sounds*
"Ouch.  Is that a yes...? No?  'Kay then..."

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