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Nick Cannon wants Mariah's money


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Short, short version: Mariah Carey made a tonne of money in Las Vegas for her Vegas shows.  Now Nick Cannon and Mariah are getting divorced, and Nick wants a cut of those proceeds and people are getting mad that this is happening.

Even though the couple already have an prenuptial agreement in place, one source claiming to be in the know insists in the January 2, issue of Star Magazine that is Nick’s mind he figured he was still owed something for all his pain and suffering.
“Nick thinks he deserves a chunk of the money for having to put up with Mariah’s antics for so many years. He’s tempted to keep fighting for more, but he’d rather just get it over with. Nick is beyond ready to move on.”
While Nick certainly hasn’t done anything as vulgar as publicly mention the fact that he thinks some of that money should be his, in a recent chat with the Las Vegas Sun, Cannon did manage to somehow make it sound like the whole thing was his originally his idea.
“I’d been encouraging her for a long time to do a run of Las Vegas shows. She once talked with Steve Wynn about a residency. But she wouldn’t commit. Now, though, she is thrilled about doing them and very excited. They will be fantastic shows. I will be there to support her.”
I find the commentary on this story to be hilarious because this is the first time I've seen an article where the breadwinner in a high-profile relationship is female and that the male is going for half the assets in divorce proceedings.  Personally I believe that when you sign up for relationship, you're a partnership and as long as you've been acting like partners, then it makes sense you would split your assets attained during that relationship 50/50 (if someone brought more assets into the relationship, or you were carried for the relationship, that's another story)  I don't really see how gender enters into that debate in an age where we seem to globally promote the concept of gender equality. 

If a house-wife can sue a husband for the loss of future potential earnings, how is asking for a cut of Las Vegas profits any different?

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Emile Hirsch is a prince of a man, put woman in headlock


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Emile Hirsch is a ladies man, well if you're the kind of lady that enjoys men who occasionally are prone to acts of violence.  Reports are that he had a few drinks and then decided to manhandle one of the Paramount execs - because... reasons.

    “Emile was aggressively picking on Dani,” said a source, who added that Hirsch then suddenly snapped and “He got even more aggressive and aggro. He pushed Dani up against a table, and then he put her in a headlock.”

    Another source familiar with the incident called Hirsch’s alleged attack a “chokehold,” and added, “He attacked her from behind — he completely blindsided her after he’d been s - - t-talking and was already led away from her once.”
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Justin Bieber's video apology


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If you follow this blog you know I think Bieber is a dooshbag - I think it's perfectly reasonable to be a dooshbag if you're young, rich, good looking, talented and have the opposite gender constantly throwing themselves at you - but a dooshbag none-the-less.  Well apparently Justin noticed the general "I'm a doosh" vibe and decided to throw out a heartfelt apology with a deceleration of turning over a new leaf.

Crap.  I may need to stop teasing him now.


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Have a moment of 'aw' with Cristiano Ronaldo

 
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There are moments where I get to have a little 'aw' smile, this is one of them. 

Cristiano Ronaldo spent some time in disguise walking the streets of Madrid and stopped to play some soccer with with a small boy, only to reveal his true identity at the end.


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Chris Pratt to make more buckets of money as Indiana Jones



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Chris Pratt is basically just printing money for Disney now after his successful appearance in Guardians of the Galaxy, but they think he can make them even more buckets of cash.  Disney acquired the rights to Indiana Jones at the same time as Star Wars and Deadline reports that they are finally looking at cashing in the Indy Chit:

Drake got rejected by a Porn Star



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There are little old ladies who know more about the R&B industry than I do cause even when I was kid I pretty much listened exclusively to metal, but even I know who Drake is and this story about him cracked me up.

Mia Khalifa has been making headlines because she recently became PornHubs number one most searched Starlett and so people have been interviewing her about her sudden rise in internet popularity and the associated fame.  One of the questions asked of her as if anyone famous had tried to contact her which is when Drakes name came up.

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Who's Bieber dating now?


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Twitter went nuts recently when a bunch of photo's appeared of Justin Bieber hanging out with Hailey Baldwin.   The romantic rumor mill quickly kicked into gear which isn't too surprising as Hailey would make one of hell of a catch and has fairly questionable taste in romantic interests.

Beiber however was quick to respond on instagram with "I'm super single and this is my good friend u would know otherwise."

Pics of the two below:

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Johny Depp and the cast of Mortdecai play 'I never' with Ellen


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"I never" is one of my favourite games, though I've never played it without copious amounts of alcohol in the mix.  Still this video of Ellen with Johnny Depp and the fellow cast of Mortdecai will make you smile, even if it is missing shots of tequila.


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Looks like DJ Zedd is dating Selena Gomez


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That picture above is of Selena Gomez in bed, not wearing very much - and the small head in the shot is DJ Zedd, aka this is a screenshot from a live Skype session of the two.

E! had already been reporting that the two of them were together for a while and seeing as Zedd posted this pic (image below) which not long after was followed by one from Selena with the hashtag #Iwantyoutoknow

I personally am just grateful that she's moved on from Bieber.

Um, what happened Zach Galifianakis?



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Um, what happened Zach Galifianakis?  The picture above is how we know and love The Hangover star.  I just saw a picture of him at the SAG awards and had no idea who he was till he said his name, check out the Video and pic below:

Happy Australia Day!



It's Australia Day today, so like any great Aussie I'm going to drink German Beer, fry up some Polish sausages and play video games cause it's hot as hell outside.

Short version, no posts today.  However if you are an Australian please take the time to read my thoughts on what means to be an Aussie:

"Dear Australia, Thank you."  An open letter to Aussies' on Australia day

See you tomorrow,
Dan

WAR of the Chris'! Pratt vs Evans



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The war of the action hero great's is finally upon, thanks in large to the fact that both Chris Pratt (Guardians of the Galaxy) and Chris Evans (Captain America) are big NFL fans but for opposing teams...

I kind of love Russell Brand


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I don't know why Katy Perry broke up with Russell and I don't entirely care, I love him.  The man is smart, kind of hot and if you ignore the accent, well-spoken.

Bruce Jenner right now is copping a great deal of flack because he's suffering from Gender Dismorphia (I think I got that right?), short version, he feels that he's a woman in a man's body.  I'm not going to say a damn thing about that because I can't even picture that, it's just not a concept I can wrap my head around and I truly hope that it's nothing I ever face as a father of two 'cause while I really don't care which gender my boys decide to grow up and put their penises into, I can't imagine the universe where they'd want to cut their penises off (shudders).

Anyway, Russell - outspoken chap that he is - would like people to stop hanging shit on Bruce and in an intelligent and impassioned plea had this to say on the matter (video below):

Conan gets animated for Archer


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See Conan O'brien as you've never seen him before in this animated look at Conan and Archer.


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Zach Braff and Donald Faison celebrate MLK day like champs


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"I have a dream, that the best-friend x-cast member of Scrubs would post awesome selfies..."  I'm not sure if this was exactly Martin Luther King's dream but it's definitely within the vicinity of what he had in mind I think.  The stars of the series Scrubs put up this snap on Instagram with the caption "Happy Martin Luther King day".


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What happened to Tiger Woods' face?

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There's a couple jokes floating around on the internet at the moment that maybe money and dignity weren't the only things that Tiger Woods lost in his divorce, and this picture is the cause.  Turns out however that a cameraman accidently bashed him in the face with some equipment and this is the outcome, Tiger in the meantime chose to just soldier on.

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Justin Beiber to get roasted


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Justin apparently has been trying to get on a Comedy Central Roast for quite some time but got knocked back because he didn't put together enough decent material.  Well he resubmitted more work and now is getting his shot, and I have to admit, I'm glad.  Is there anyone else you'd rather see get roasted?



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Seriously slow hot guy news day


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Seriously - worst day for hot guy news, apparently anyone worth taking their shirt off isn't doing anything today worth talking about.  Apologies.  So instead I recomend you go check out this Tumblr of ridiculously hot guys.


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Samuel Jackson starring in Finnish movie


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Every once and awhile, a big star will do a project completely random or under the radar. In the same year that This Is The End and Oz: The Great and Powerful came out, James Franco wrote, directed, and starred in his version of William Faulkner’s As I Lay Dying.

Ian Somerhalder is engaged


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Ian Somerhalder is sex on a stick, or at least that's how I'd feel if I had lady parts or was of the gay persuasion - my other half who does have lady parts assures me this is totally a legit position to have.

Well Ian finally got engaged, more importantly he got engaged to Twilight's Nicky Reed which is awkward seeing as Nicky was besties with the other droooool worthy member of the Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev... who dated Ian for yeaaaaars.

See more on the story over here at the Superficial.

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Chris Brown may be returning to prison


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If at first you don't succeed... or something like that.  Chris unfortunately hasn't been a very good boy (insert feigned shock here) and has failed to keep up with his community service requirements after his last release from the big house.

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Don't mock the Bieb's penis or prepare to face the lawyers



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The above gif first appearrf on BreatheHeavy.com after the blog called photographic manipulation of the Biebs Calvin Klein photoshoot.  Well the Biebs legal team does not approve.

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Taken 4?


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Liam Neeson has now starred in three Taken movie of which I have seen none, why?  *Insert long diatribe here about studio's having killed the Action movie genre by trying to be too politically correct*  He just released the third movie and it made $30 million over the weekend.  Jimmy Fallon took this as an opportinty to put together a fake Taken 4 with a little of Liam's help.

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Tom Hardy quits Suicide Squad

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Tom Hardy has quit the upcoming DC comic movie adaption of Suicide Squad.  Currently the movie still features big names like Will Smith, Jared Leto and Margot Robbie but it is stirring rumors that maybe the script isn't all that great as Jared was slotted in already to replace Ryan Gosling.

Tom is however citing scheduling conflicts as the reason he is bailing on the new movie, not the script

This does of course raise the question, who will replace Tom. The answer?  Jake Gyllenhaul who has just finished filming Nightcrawler.  Personally I think Jake's a better choice for the role anyway and I felt the same about Jared replacing Ryan.

Does the casting change affect your thoughts on whether you will watch Suicide Squad?

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Chris Brown spits the dummy


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Chris Brown has had it you guys, he's done, he's out, finished, kaput *insert other 'broken' euphamisms/synonyms here*.  Chris understandably wasn't thrilled that people started shooting each other at his last performance - which seems pretty reasonable.  I mean don't get me wrong, I like parties to go off with a bang *holds sides, makes dad joke references* but people pulling guns is kind of ridiculous.

What's even worse is that his girlfriend broke up with him and the pornstar who wouldn't sleep with him just outted penis pics of the mini-chris... TMZ had this to say:

Bieber offered $2 million for Gay Porn

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Johnny Rapid of MEN.com has offered the Biebs $2 million to performa  scene with him (watch the video with Johnny below).  Somehow I don't think he'll accept the offer, $2 million is probably what his last bathroom makeover costs.  Besides, he can't photoshop his bulges in a video...

Chris Hemsworth dancing in a wet shirt

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Jimmy Fallon and Chris Hemsworth play the water game.  This doesn't even need more an introduction, just sit back, giggle, and enjoy.

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Macklemore and the Sesame Street 'Thrift Shop'


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I know what you're thinking, "I've always wondered how Macklemore's Thrift Shop would sound if it was re-rendered to be appropriate for 5 year olds?"  Well wonder no more, because Macklemore, has dropped a phat ... something something... to like... educate children.

Sorry.  *whimpers in a corner*

I'm so white.
So white.
So white.

Video below of the whitest man since Eminem to drop rhymes.

A softer side to Eminem


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The picture above is of 17 year old Gage Garmo of Michigan who was dying of bone cancer. Gage's dying wish was to meet his idol, Eminem which led to the hastag creation #GetGageGarmoToMeetEminem, a tag that was pushed aroud the twittersphere by friends and family until it gathered enough fairy dust to grab Eminem's attention, who then made an appearance at their the boys family home.

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The Matt Mconaughey video that everyone's talking about


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Someone stumbled across a tape in the archives of Matthew McConaugheys 'Dazed and Confused' audition tape.  I guess the fact that he looks like he just grew into his pubes may be part of the reason that everyone's so fascinated by it, but it's appearing eeee'rywhere on celeb blogs at the moment.  Is it worth the hype?

Check out the video below and judge for yourself.

Theo James and Shailene Woodly are the crowd favourites


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In other awards news, the Insurgent co-stars won the People's Choice Award for Favourite Movie Duo and the movie itself won Favourite Action Movie.  Theo and Shailene are doing pretty damn well themselves and are on the up and up.  Shailene is killing it this year, not just in the Divergent series but also recently for her role in The Fault in the Stars and Theo has seven upcoming roles in different movies. Can anything slow these two down?

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Jeremy Renner is a man after my own heart, oh and J-Lo


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In a grand lesson that obvious jokes are still funny as balls on a nun, Jeremey Renner wowed the audience by saying the thing that everyone was already thinking which was 'Holy BeJebus would look at those mammeries!"

Ok so he delivered his line with a little more grace and poise than that, but still.  Personally I think that the line was a set up, you'll note that J-Lo is already half way to a smile before he even delivers the line. But I don't care - the interaction between the two of them still made me smile, he delivered the line effortlessly and her reaction was delightful.

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Benedict is a photobomb ninja


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Dance cumberbitchs!  Thy lord and master the Cumber-buns commands thee to giggle at his antics!

This is Michael Keaton trying to take a picture of Margeret Cho and Meryl Streep and that lovable lunatic you see in the background jumping into the shot is the ever popular Benedict Cumberbatch at last nights Golden Globes.  Ah the Cumberbaby, I have to admit, he's growing on me more and more.

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Someone finally tried to shoot Chris Brown


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So Chris Brown was performing in California when during the song "Loyal" someone finally decided to do the world a favor by putting a bullet into that punk bitch that beats women got into an alteracation during which shots were fired.

Chris stopped his performance to say ,"Oh, them n*ggas gettin' it in over there" which is when the shots were fired and everyone went ballistic.  Security rushed Chris off stage. Video below.

Justin Bieber faked his bulges


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So last week I put up some pics of the B-bare in his underwear and mentioned  how impressed I was that the man-child filled them out so well.  Well, forget that.  All Biebers bulging bits are lies as you can see via the image above.

Prepare to love the hell out of Chris Evans


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Chris Evans won Favourite Action Movie Actor award a the People's Choice Awards for Captain America and while his speech was lovely, that's not nearly as sweet as when Betty White got Favourite TV Icon. Now when Betty's name is called out she quite clearly is overcome, so she's a teensy bit fragile as she approaches the stage.  So what happens?  Chris dashes out from the sidelines to wrap his arm in hers and help her onto the stage.

Ah Chrissy boy, you're a bloke after my own heart!  <3  Vids Below.

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Shia LaBeouf naked-ish dance battles with a 13 year old girl


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Seeing the names Shia and Sia in the same sentence just looks like a typo, but those are the real names of the two people behind this little piece of sunshine.

Jamie Dornan: 50 Shades of ...er... flesh colored sock?


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Jamie Dornan is the face of Christian Grey in the upcoming remake of the house-mum-literary-porno '50 Shades of Grey'.  The movie, as anticipated has quite a few happy-sweaty-naked-smooshing-parts-together scenes which does of course beg the question.... will we be seeing Jamie's smaller Christian Grey up close and personal?

Jamie discussed his upcoming 'parts' in the sex scenes with Brithish GQ:

The B-Bear, gets bare, in his underwear - Justin Bieber for Calvin Klein


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Whenever I think of Justin Bieber I just picture this 13 year old brat screaming 'MUUUUUUUUM WHERE'S MY JUICE'.  You know what I'm talking about, privliged white kids that have never had to work with their hand a day in their life.  But, damn - the boy fills out a pair of Calvins doesnt he? Picture gallery below of The Biebs working it with model Lara Stone for Calvin Klein.

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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are back on track


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Well it would appear Johnny's relationship is back on course after a recent question mark on whether Amber Heard and he had a future together.

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A different perspective on Bradley Cooper's nipples and more


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You know what I fail at - high art.  One of my best friends has a PHD in photography and regularly puts on art shows displaying her work and when I go, I walk around like a frightened lamb, terrified that all the intelligent art people will see me as the imposter I am while I make comments like, "I like this one, it has... er... shapes and... colors."

Fortunately I can appreciate Bradley Cooper without a shirt on as much as the next human being.

put together a magazine full of celebs that were photographed by Tim Walker with some suprising results.  Check out the shots below of some celeb faces and bodies like you've never seen them before:

Charlie Sheen VS Kim Kardashian - FIGHT!



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I have a confession - Charlie Sheen may be my personal lord and saviour.  While I personally lack Warlock powers or Tiger Blood in my veins, I would 100% abosolutely hang out with Charlie, drinking bottles of Maker's Mark while he refueled his universal insight with mountains of cocaine.

And I'd be WINNING while doing it.

Charlie isn't exactly known for pulling the punches, but this wonderful gem where he calls out Kim Kardashian on her treatment of a 6 year old fan made me dance and clap:

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One more reason why Charlie Sheen deserves our praise. Sheen laid into Kim Kardashian for allegedly refusing a 6-year old’s autograph request, says TMZ. His now-deleted tweet gets straight to the point:

“She cries about it every night before she goes to sleep.”

“you are lucky that ANYONE cares about your gross and giggly [sic] bag of funk you dare call an ass.”

“your public loves u. give something back or go f yourself.”

TMZ later caught up with Sheen who didn’t back down at all. According to him, his buddy C. Thomas Howell informed him of the incident.

Charlie says Howell told him the girl waited for Kim at a lunch place and politely asked her for her John Hancock when they were alone in the parking lot. He says Kim told her assistant, “Oh God, can you handle this.”

Charlie says, “The assistant and dooshy got in her car and pulled out and sped past the poor little 6-year-old without even a glance to the child.”

Coke. Strippers. And the freedom to speak his mind. Hollywood’s treating Sheen quite well.

Sheen ended his twitter rant with a few kind words to Kanye West:

“My apologies to your hubby, great guy I’m sure, I hope his vision returns one day.”


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Insurgent co-stars Theo James and Shailene Woodley are dating?


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This is one of those stories that is built on the fantasies of fanboys and fangirls rather than facts - but it's still a fun one so I thought I'd report on it.

Macklemore's baby announcement is the sweetest thing


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Macklemore announced his impending parenthood with fiancee Trisha Davis in one of the sweetest announcement videos you will ever see.  I kind of love Macklemore and this just makes me love him more.  Seriously, check out the video and you'll walk away with an 'awww' and a smile.

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Is Bendict Cumberbatch becoming a father?


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Baby bump gossip seems to be one of the foundations of Hollywood though I'm never entirely sure why people care about the possibility that someone is having offspring. I suppose it's the idea that you guessed it correct before the announcement was made.  So is Benedict expecting?

Tom Hiddleston in new gothic romantic horror: Crimson Peak


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The above image is a sneak peak at Tom's part in the new Guillermo Del Torro gothic horror/romance Crimson Peak.

If you're into the traditional touchy/feeling romance this movie might not be for you though as it is a classic haunted house move with gothic overtones.  I think Hiddleston fans will be happy to see him in whatever he appears in regardless, though expect some special scenes involving Tom in the bedroom.

Del Torro had this to say about the upcoming movie:

Jospeh Gordon-Levitt is off the market


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Shed your tears and gnash your teeth if you're a Gordon-Levitt fan as the man has tied the knot with long time girlfriend Tasha McCauley.  The two were married in a private ceremony at the home they share on the 20th of December.

Kat Dennings is dating... Josh Groban???


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In further evidence that the world is geared towards successful men and attractive women Josh Groban managed to to start dating Kat Dennings.  What??? I know right.

John Mayer's penis is a Wonderland


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John Mayer clearly knows what he's doing when it comes to the ladies.  The stories about him rocking it out in the sheets of Taylor Swift, Katie Perry and Jessica Simpson are pretty common knowledge if you follow celeb blogs.  My personal favourite story is that of Katie Perry's neighbours complaining at the sound of her constant vocal orgasms thanks to Mayer.

Well it seems that the Mayo has struck again, this time blowing down the marriage of Giada De Laurentiis.  Radar Online had this to say: