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Taylor Lautner gets his gay clubbing on


(Story via Dlisted)

While trolling Netflix for some shit to waste my time on the other night, my eyes landed on that shitastic Abduction movie starring the wooden wolf twink Taylor Lautner and I wondered what happened to him. It feels like it’s been years since I’ve seen staged pictures of him with the likes of Taylor Swift and Phil Collins’daughter. Well, Taylor popped on the Internet this weekend when Andrew Christian underwear model Murray Swanby Instagrammed (via Towleroad) a picture that was taken on Thursday night at The Abbey, the straightest gay bar in West Hollywood. On Thursday night, both of the Taylors were getting themselves a piece of a panty model.
What do you think?

If you’re thinking that this is Taylor’s way of sticking his head out of the closet to wink at all those blind items about him, think again. Murray Swanby killed all those Taylor Lautner gay rumors for once and for all with these hashtags.
What do you think?

Ugh @official_taylorlautner #taylorlautner.. I’ve never been more #attracted to someone in my life.. #husbands??! Hahaha half kidding #hotstraightguy #twilight #hotguys #feck #TouchThursdays
What do you think?
Those hashtags didn’t go far enough, honestly. Murray Swanby should’ve gone all the way by throwing up these hashtags: #hotstraightguyswhojustLOVEcoochie #TaylorHeartsSnatch #TaylorDidnTouchMeOnThursdayCuzHeIsStrictlyClitly.
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