Beware of Cristiano Ronaldo's Massive Bulge
I'm a fussball (Bayern Munchen uber alas!) nut so this story made my day. Cristiano is a little bit in love with himself, and why not, if you don't love yourself who else is going to #AMIRIGHT? To celebrate his special level of awesomeness he built a museum about himself and now had a 10 foot statue of his likeness erected, also part of the same museum. One of the most noticeable parts of the statue (see above) is the impressive pair of socks in the statue's jocks.
There's an erection joke in here somewhere as well... Ah screw it. The point is, statue funny, package big.
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