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For those of you unfamiliar with terrible Australian jokes, the Aussie Kiss is just like a French Kiss, but 'down under', If you can't do the math on what that joke is alluding too you should probably stop reading now and walk away.
Jennifer Lawrence was dating Chris Martin from Coldplay or if you're not into sad-sappy white people music, you may know Chris better as the ex-partner of (the whitest woman ever made) Gwyneth Paltrow before they had a 'conscious uncoupling'. Well Gwyneth gooped all over that relationship with her secret powers of goopiness, don't ask me how that works - all I know is Gwyneth said something about them all being friends and soon after Jen ran screaming for the hills like she'd seen the face of Satan and into the arms of Liam Hemsworth.
Personally I think that may be the biggest boyfriend upgrade that I'ver ever read about.
The Indepent had this to say on the matter:
“They’ve always had insane chemistry, but they’ve never been single at the same time before. In fact, when they first met on the set of The Hunger Games, Liam’s then-fiancé Miley Cyrus flew out, possibly to keep an eye on them, I think, because she was jealous,” the insider said. “Jen and Liam have been friends for years and she’s always confided in him about the drama in her love life. She’s really leaned on him during all the drama with Chris. ”
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