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Scott Stapp is broke was placed on psyche hold, doing meth


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Scott Stapp best known as the lead singer of Christian rock group Creed is broke and living in the Holiday Inn.  Scott threw out a cry for help via a facebook video detailing his fall from grace after he had 'money stolen' and 'unpaid royalties' before the IRS froze his accounts.  The IRS is claiming it's all a clerical error that will take 9-10 months to clear up.

Cause no biggie ... I mean, who really needs money for 9-10 months?

On the other hand his soon-to-be-ex-wife is saying that Scott's problems are drugs, specifically meth and this his habit has made him paraoid, also that he has threatened to kill himself, his AA sponsor and has the guns with which to carry the acts out.

Normally I put this into the category of "divorce is the friendliest of events where people only say truthful, non-hurtful things about their exes" but TMZ obtained a police report that confirms that on November 13th he was put on a psych hold.

Yeesh.  The perils of the rock'n'roll life style.




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Busta Rhymes busts his head


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Busta Rhymes was on stage at Webster Hall in New York City for a surprise appearance at another raper’s concert when he got too turnt up and fell head first onto the cold, unforgiving ground.
Video of the walking HGH advertisement shows Busta bouncing to whatever the hell was playing and then all of a sudden toppling over in slow motion and falling off the stage.

Jake Gyllenhaal get's ripped for his new role as a boxer


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Good lord, has anyone seen Jake Gyllenhaal lately?  Normally he's cute and teddy bear like, the boy you bring home to your mum and hope falls between your feminine thighs at the appropriate interval... but now... The man looks like a pit bull, mind you a pit ball with abs of steel.  Anyway, don't take my word for it, check out the pic.

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Relax everyone, that's not Kfed's penis



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I didn't even know that Kevin Federline's penis was apparently floating around the internet, but apparently it is (not).  Well something that is reported to his penis is, KFed wants y'all to know that his donger is way more magnificent.

(story via TMZ)

Kevin Federline
 is calling BS on the naked pic supposedly featuring his legendary baby maker -- telling people the shot is faker than his rap career. 

The shot's been all over the Internet ... apparently showing K-Fed gripping his Sexcalibur like he's preparing for battle. 

But sources close to Federleezy say he's 100% certain it's a Photoshopped pic ... not only because he has tattoos down by the dragon's den which aren't in the pic -- but he also claims his shlong is way shlonger in real life. 

K-Fed's penis couldn't be reached for comment.

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One Direction's Liam Payne hates your selfies


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Liam Payne is rich, famous, handscome and surrounded by women who want him more than chocolate which in my universe means - a freaking - lot.  Unfortuantely it looks like he's pretty over the whole thing and would rather be anywhere, doing anything other than taking selfies with fans (video below).


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Ridley Scott couldn't have made his new movie if Christian Bale was brown


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I'm not normally one to knock Ridley Scott because I think he's brilliant.  But I can't tell if the quote by Ridley in this piece is just a sad look into the industry or just flat-out racist.  On a side note, there's a trailer for the movie "Exodus: For Gods and Kings" at the end.

When asked why everyone in this movie is as white as white gets he responded with:

Charlie Hunnam does Vogue


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Sons of Anarchy's Charlie Hunnam certinaly is popular these days and judging from these pics in his latest Vogue Magazine it's not hard to see why.

Though no idea why we need a dog and the woman in these pics?

Justin Bieber made 80 mil and tops Forbes under 30 list


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Nothing says fifteen-year-old girls are clearly attracted to personality and intelligence rather than physical appearance, like Justin Bieber making enough money to depress Scrooge McDuck.

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Channing Tatum to direct book adaption


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It appears that Channing Tatum is not a just pretty face, and abs, and gluts and... anyway.

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‘Magic Mike’ star Channing Tatum is branching out, professionally: he’s going to try his hand at directing. He’s not going it alone, however: Channing is going to co-direct the film adaptation of the YA novel, ‘Forgive Me, Leonard Peacock,’ by Matthew QuickRELATED: Channing Tatum admits ‘Magic Mike’ dance scenes get awkward.

Jim Parson is taking nerds to new heights thanks to Intel


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What says nerd better than the cast of The Big Bang Theory, or more importantly one cast member, Jim Parson?  Not much.

Fortuately this is working out just fine for Jim who has just been signed as the face for Intel, the world largest micro-chip manufacturer.

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Liam Hemsworth is probably giving Jennifer Lawrence the Aussie Kiss

Stuffed Koala's, getting Australian's into ladies good graces since 1788
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For those of you unfamiliar with terrible Australian jokes, the Aussie Kiss is just like a French Kiss, but 'down under',  If you can't do the math on what that joke is alluding too you should probably stop reading now and walk away.

Jennifer Lawrence was dating Chris Martin from Coldplay or if you're not into sad-sappy white people music, you may know Chris better as the ex-partner of (the whitest woman ever made) Gwyneth Paltrow before they had a 'conscious uncoupling'.  Well Gwyneth gooped all over that relationship with her secret powers of goopiness, don't ask me how that works - all I know is Gwyneth said something about them all being friends and soon after Jen ran screaming for the hills like she'd seen the face of Satan and into the arms of Liam Hemsworth.

Personally I think that may be the biggest boyfriend upgrade that I'ver ever read about.

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Christian Bale plots Ben Afflecks demise, er, not really


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Christian Bale was outstanding as Batman in The Dark Knight trilogy and was quite enjoying the role, so when the next Batman role was awarded to Ben Affleck he made a voodoo doll of Ben before stabbing it repeatedly screaming "who's laughing now Benny Boy!" felt pretty down about the whole thing:

“I’ve got to admit initially, even though I felt that it was the right time to stop, there was always that bit of me going, ‘Oh go on… let’s do another.’ So when I heard there was someone else doing it, there was a moment where I just stopped and stared into nothing for half an hour. But I’m 40. The fact that I’m jealous of someone else playing Batman… I think I should have gotten over it by now. I haven’t spoken with Ben, but I emailed him offering bits of advice that I learned the hard way. I would imagine he is doing everything he can to avoid doing anything that I did.”
(via Filmdrunk)

Don't worry about it Chris, Ben's recieved nothing but intenet hate since hes got the part so odds are that no matter what he does the fanboy's will say you were the best Batman there ever was, purely because you were in the same film as Aussie-great Heath Ledger.

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Brangelina Throw Down Down-Under

Straya' - bringing people together since 1788
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Soooo Brad and Angelina are hanging out in Sydney right now and since it's been three months since they got married it's clearly time for their entire relationship to implode like a reverse Hindenburg. The Woman's Day magazine is responsible for these pics and the story and written up like a segment of days of our lives, with clearly this photo meaning that Brangelina is about to come apart at the seams (check it out here).

Personally I think they've completely misinterpretted this situation and believe I can read their lips and body language from these still images.

If I read this correctly the conversation goes more like this:

Image one Brad:  I'm telling you Ang, my penis is this *empathic hand gesture* big...
Image two Ang: Sweety I don't want to burst your bubble, but I've had penises that big and I think you need your eyes checked.
Image three Brad: Well let's perform scientific testing through quantative analysis by having tonnes of amazing beautiful people sex, just so we can settle this once and for all...

I can't find image three for some reason but I'm sure that's how it all went down.

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Odell Beckham Jr is not just a pretty face, makes catch of the season


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If you don't follow the NFL you're going to be wondering who Odell Beckham Jr is, well all you need to know is he looks good in a ridiculously tight pair of pants and also happen to have made the worlds most amazing catch against the Dallass Cowboys last Sunday.

Even if you don't know a damn thing about American football, this is hell-impresive. Video below:

Jose Canseco's life sucks


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If you don't follow baseball, odds are you're going to go 'Who is Jose Canseco'? Jose used to be a big shot but got kicked out of the league and basically stayed in the news for doing a series of odd things like starting an animal farm, shooting off his finger, getting it re-attached, having it fall off during a poker game - and then explaining that it was a prank (eg finger still attached).

This week however he got very publically dumped via twitter (see below).

Robert Downey Jr is awesome in all the ways you think he is


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I didn't get time to put this story up a little while ago and thought I'd share it now.  Last month Robert Downey Jr did a Reddit AMA and has some interesting things to say which you can see below:

Robert Pattinson has a vaginal landing strip on his head


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For reasons completely beyond my understanding, Robert Pattinson thought it would be a good idea to shave a patch on the back his head in a shape that I can only say is reminiscent of a bulky version of well maintained lady pubes.  Is this a thing now?  Am I too old and out of touch to not know about this trend?

Zac Effron hands free masturbating for James Franco


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So Zac Efron and James Franco are pitching their new movie The Interview (The Kim Jong-un assassination movie), which of course means they are both going to do ridiculous things to promote the movie.

Here is Zac and James in character for the movie:

Chris Pratt as a Pirate, Viking, Ninja




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Chris Pratt is pretty hot at the moment. He just did Guardians of the Galaxy and is a bout to appear in Jurrasic World, the latest in the Jurassic Park franchise and apparently he is about to add another Marvel deal to his list of upcoming roles - Pirate, Viking, Ninja.

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Benedict's Oscar trailblazing


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Benedict wants his Oscar damn bad and is basically flying and appearing anywhere that will have him, well anywhere except one of my friend's bedroom who keeps sending him fanmail with an invitation to walk her red carpet (hint: she's a ginger).

He appeared last night on the CNN Heroes event (The what?  Are they just making these events up now?), also appeared at the the screening of The Imitation Game and doing an interview with Vulture entitled 'Benedict and the Cumberbitches'... I'm not touching that title with a ten foot pole (Question: who carries a 10-foot pole to touch things with?).

Full article here and pictures of his journey below.

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Gosling didn't want to be your sexiest man anyway


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After Chris Hemsworth won this years People magazine award for sexiest man in the world it got a lot of people talking about who didn't win and why they didn't.  Probably one of the more interesting pieces was the the chatter around the fact that Ryan Gosling only didn't win because he never wants to be in the running:

“They tried a few times, especially during his huge year in 2011,” an individual close to the cover negotiations said. Multiple efforts were consistently squashed by the actor’s team. “The consensus was he’s too serious for it, too artsy,” the individual added.
(via The Wrap)
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Chris Hemsworth named sexiest man in the world - STRAYA!


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So in completely unsurprising news, fellow Australian Chris Hemsworth was named just another average aussie the sexiest man in the world by people magazine.  Chris of course used this as any other Aussie would, as an excuse to get out of doing the dishes and changing nappies (I'm kidding, but it is a line he dropped in response to recieving the award).

Watch the unvieling of his award on Jimmy Kimmel, video below.

Cumhards think that Benedict's engagement is a sham


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Fan's of Benedict Cumberbatch are called Cumhards...
Cum... hard.
*Laughing... can't... stop... laughing*
Ahem.  So it appears that a series of people don't believe that Benedict's engagement is real because he refuses to answer any questions about it and it's exactly the kind of thing that might prop up his chances of an Oscar.  Think I''m kidding - check out these links and the video below.
Also, The Illuminati is real.

Charlie Hunnam needs to stop wearing shirts and bail more hay


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Charlie Hunnam star on Son's of Anarchy and almost ended up as our Christian Grey in the new 50 Shades of Grey movie, a movie that I think was desperately miscast and would have been light years better off had it cast Alexander Skaarsgard as Christian... er... but I digress.

Charlie recently did a shoot for Men's Healthy and let's just, the man looks healthy.

James Franco in peanut butter and a tutu


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Have you ever wanted to watch James Franco perform sock puppetry, wear a tutu, twerk or smear peanut butter on himself.  Well here's your chance as he recently got sucked in to do a Google+ hang out session - which you know, could only end well.  Skip the first 2 mins of the following video and then kick back and relax.

Jim Carrey on Jimmy Kimmel vs The Illumanati


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Jim Carrey is a funny bastard and I have to admit, I was pretty darned happy when I heard that the new Dumb and Dumber was coming out.  Well here he is promoting his new movie on the Jimmy Kimmel show as well as blowing the lid off the Illuminati.

Woody Harrelson did Saturday Night Live with the cast of The Hunger Games






















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Until True Detective came out, I thought Woody Harrelson was dead.  I mean, career-wise anyway. Turns out he was just hanging out in the Hunger Games and I'd missed the whole thing cause I basically never go to the movies cause I'm old and senile and get confused easily by crowds of young whipper-snapper type people (kind of like Woody).

Well the cast of The Hunger Games are pimping the release of their movie so naturally they appeared on Saturday Night Live with my fellow senior citizen Woody to do their own cover of Taylor Swift's 1989.  Enjoy.

Presenting, Drake's penis

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Back in October, news came out that Drake hooked up with a stripper he was trying to keep quiet. As you may know, strippers rarely do as such. Jhonni Blaze, the dancer in question, eventually complained to Houston PD that Drake was harassing her.

Now comes news that Jhonni Blaze may have leaked a photo of Drake’s dick. MediaTakeOut, the site with the NSFW pic, theorizes that something may have happened between the two of them. While the photo doesn’t show Drake’s face, they included a picture of Drake’s stomach to show that this photo might be real. They also say Drake has a big one for a “lite skinned dude.” Is… is that a thing?

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are penis musketeers


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People magazine recently asked Ben and Matt whether they had seen each others man-parts. Cause clearly, that's ground breaking journalism (wait, I'm writing about it... damnit).  Their response?

Patrick Schwarzneggar is dating Miley Cyrus


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In case you haven't heard already, Miley and Patrick Schwarzneggar are dating - and I think they look great together.  I have to say that I personally am very happy for Miley. Things were rough for a while after she split with her ex and I imagine it can be incredibly difficult to find a man when you're:

Johnny Depp was smashed for the Hollywood Documentary Award


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I love Johnny Depp and have since the first time I saw him in A Nightmare on Elm Street, so writing this pains me.  John was asked to give a presentation at the Hollywood Film Awards and was clearly drunk out of his mind, having trouble standing, focusing and speaking.  I couldn't even finish watching this, it's too awkward - and clearly the awards ceremony felt the same because they cut him off part way through the speech.

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New 50 Shades of Grey trailer


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So my friends and I did a group reading of 50 Shades of Grey together and I was hilarious. Essentially we took turns reading in our sexiest 'Days of our Lives' voices for S&G's - let me tell, I make a mean Christian Grey.  Vocally at least.

Well as we all know the movie is coming out next Valentine's day and to wet your knickers a new trailer was released (see trailer below).

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The Usher Sex Tape resurfaces


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In 2010 someone broke into Usher's care and stole some laptops, video cameras and a couple million in jewelry (Wait what?  Who keeps millions of dollars in jewelry in their car?  Oh Usher, that's who). Not long after the event, a sex tape of Usher and his ex-wife (Tameka Foster) suddenly started being shopped around.

Suffice to say, the sale never went through (though it did make the rounds at the offices of TMZ).

Eminem freestyles his way into war with the PC Police


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The PC Police are no friends of Eminem so it's no surprise that they are up in arms again about his latest freestyle piece. I think if you're trying to use Eminem as a role-model for anything other than how to make it as a white rap artist, your kidding yourself.

Sarah Taylor over at Fishwrapper.com had this to say about this latest piece:

Henry Cavill has the bulge of steel


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So I stumbled across shots of Henry Cavill doing scenes from the new Batman vs Superman movie and can I just ask... is he wearing a cod piece or what is the deal here?  That bulge in his pants looks like he swallowed knee-high-socks with his jocks.

Wait... everyone looks like that?

*Awkward whistling, moves away slowly*

Play-N-Skillz new song makes me feel the most Australian I've ever felt


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Point 1:  This song is awesome.
Point 2:  I have no idea what is happening in the clip.

Why?  Read on to see how lost I am or to watch the video.

Robert Pattinson strolls town with girlfriend


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So I did a story on Rob a while ago and the fact that he's dating someone who I'm pretty sure named herself after tinderwood and how poor Rob and his lady have to deal with angry privileged racist bitch-face type people, but that's not stopping the lovely couple stroll around town with facial expressions clearly displaying their joy of being out in public.

EDIT: Apologies, I can't find the 'sarcastica' font for that last bit, you'll have to use powers of deduction to sense the tone of this piece.

Pics below.

Nick Jonas shags onscreen. The internet becoming unseasonably warm and moist.


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Believe it or not, I'm liking Nick Jonas more and more - mainly because he's doing what every Disney starlet has done since Britney - which is scream 'screw my goody-two-shoe-image!'  While previously Nick was the the lord and saviour of purity pledges, Nick Jonas has gone off the chastity deep end with a series of dick grabbing pics and now he's nasty in the movie Kingdown.

Well sex scenes were released and the internet went nuts (video's below).

Charlie Hunnam looks good in Calvin Klein


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While that article title sounds fairly homo-erotic I'm referring to the fact that he's in a Calvin Klein ad that makes people happy in the pants.  I think the Sons of Anarchy star is kind of 'meh' but he has a solid internet following.

But judge for yourself, Calvin ad's featuring Charlie below:

Benedict Cumberbatch is engaged to Sansa Stark oh I mean L2R internet!

Winter isn't the only thing that's coming...

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So  women everywhere ran screaming through the streets with scissors recently (count to 3 if you don't get that joke, it will come to you) at the news that Benedict Cumberbatch is off the market. Yes that's right, the polished Brit is engaged to be married to one Sophie Hunter.

That's Hunter... with an H, you illiterate-type internet people.

Strangely enough a lot of people don't know who Sophie Hunter is and somehow through what I can only imagine is the worlds greatest game of retarded Chinese Whisperers, Sophie Turner aka Sansa Stark on Game of Thrones, started getting congratulatory Twitter messages in relation to her engagement to Benedict.



Seriously internet.  Was it a case of any Sophie would do?

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#AlexFromTarget - fake? Oh and teenage girls run the world.


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So the internet blew up with the hashtag #Alexfromtarget which is the guy above.  He got half a million Twitter (his Twitter here) followers overnight, and even appeared on Ellen - because... teenage girls run the world and by association, social media.

Then some group called Breaker claimed that the whole thing was an example of their viral marketing power after having some YouTuber's make a video spoofing Alex.

Alex and the girl who orginally tweeted him then stood up and did a big "we have no idea who you are Breaker" and Breaker quickly switched it position to "we kind of sort of were involved in the Alex hashtag..."

Lame. Interview between Alex and Ellen below.

Monique Anderson explains why large penises are a downer


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Ah the burden of a large penis.

Let's face facts, having a penis is a lose lose really.  Too small, and you'll go life through life feeling inferior.  Average and you don't feel special.  Too big, well - let Monique break it down for Y'all.

Matthew McConaughey warred with armidillo's before going to outer space


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Believe it or not, that title is actual for reals.  Matt revealed in an interview with GQ that before he was all rich and famous-like that he actually manned a sand trap at the Oak Country Club in Texas where he killed armadillos.  Ewwww.

"The first group tees off at 6:45 in the morning, and I had to have those traps raked by 7:30, work started around 3 a.m., and I would out there with a head lamp on."

"If I was late for any reason, you really had to boogie because there was a group coming."

Interview with Matt by GW here:

Benedict Cumberbatch speaks to Elle UK on shagging Sherlock


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So Benedict Cumberbatch is doing  the rounds in the news lately, mainly because he's alledgedly been offered the part of Dr Strange in the upcoming Marvel movies - but he also recently did an interview with Elle UK magazine, featuring an interesting conversation on what Sherlock Holmes would be like in bed...