Yeah, so that was a headline I never thought I'd write in this lifetime, but it's true. Recently Rob started dating a charming young british lady, a singer by the name of FKA Twigs...
Ok before we go further, unless her parents really didn't like her, I'm assuming she chose that as a stage name. Which makes me wonder how much she likes herself. Is there cool street lingo attached to twigs that I don't know about? I mean I look at that name and feel like this is a gameshow where I need buy a letter and guess the phrase:
"FKA Twigs? I'd like to solve it Rob; Is 'Fuck-All Twigs' the answer?"
Bit I digress.
It appears that FKA is a woman of color. Now I personally enjoy people of every flavor and a couple of people in my family are in interracial marriages. So I don't bat an eyelid for that whatsoever.
But some twihards are losing their shit. How dare the palest man in the world date someone that isn't white *insert southern accent here* 'Mah gawd Ertle, wut is the dang world comin' to?'
Personally, I think this is just his vampire character recognising black people as his real chance at immortality - ever notice that Blade aka the Daywalker is a black vampire? *Sound of crickets* Black people, superior pigmentation for sun protection? He's a vam... Hello, Hello, is this thing on?
I'll move on, article on the disgruntled Twi-hards can be found here.