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T-Pain actuallys sounds good without the autotune


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Holy Crap. T-Pain can actually sing... who'd have thunk it?  I mean normally when you hear anything T-Pain it's so autotuned that you may as well listen to a song sung by a computer.  Well this is  a video of T-Pain unplugging from all the vocal effects and just bashing out tunes:

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Daniel Radcliffe rapping his a$$ off


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So Daniel Radcliffe is probably regretting his life decisions by being permantly typecast as Harry Potter, an issue that I'm sure he comforts himself with by rolling around in mountains of money that he stitches together to form clothes and snuggly blanket.  But he did a good job of shaking magic muggle image last night by smashing out Alphabet Aerobics on Jimmy Kimmel.

The man is a lyrical beast.

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Christian Bale will be our next Steve Jobs


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Aaron Sorkin is making a movie about Steve Jobs based on Walter Isaacson's 2011 biography.  Aaron had this to say about the casting.

“We needed the best actor on the board in a certain age range and that’s Chris Bale,” Sorkin said. “He didn’t have to audition. Well, there was a meeting.”

Wait... Aaron Sorkin is doing this thing?  I just got an intellectual erection I think, I love everything he does!  My interest in this movie just went from zero to hero - er, if that even makes sense.

Oh and Christian will probably be alright too.

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Nick Jones tries to indentify celebrity penises


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So Nick Jonas somehow got pulled into a game of 'guess the bulge'.  Yeah you read right, this is an epic game of which package belongs to which celeb.  I'm going to nod and smile sagely and let the video do the talking...

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Brad Pitt pimping new movie on Between Two Ferns


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So unless you've been living under a rock you're probably aware that Brad Pitt has a new movie coming out 'Fury' - where he and a bunch of lads drive round a tank at the end of the Second World War trying to not get shot by ze Germans (this is always awkward for me as my grandparents were the people that in real fulfilled the role of 'ze Germans)' - if you want to know more about the movie the trailer is at the end of this article.

What caught my attention is this appearance on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis - who has lost so much weight that you can barely recognise him.  I find 99% of Zach's work to be so awkwardly painful that I can barely make it to the end of an episode, but Louis CK guests and Brad's in it so I thought I'd watch it and share.

Rob Lowe is a fine looking man


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I've had a cerebral love affair with Rob Lowe since West Wing where he literally couldn't do a damn thing wrong in the show.  Therafter he made a series of guest appearances on Californication where I still loved him, mainly because we got to see this whole other side of him as an indecent-sex-maniac-actor, which is probably closer to who he is in real life as one of the things that floats round in his past is a sex tape featuring himself and two other women, one of who was allegedly 17 at the time.

Now I kind of hate him because, Jesus Christ the man looks good, and by hate him I mean "am jealous that a guy 15 years my senior looks better than I do know."

Bastard.
*sigh*

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Men putting their penises in high heels because... the internet?


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Every now and then I stumble on something that I'm like... "whaaaaa?"  And of course, today is no exception. Meet http://www.yourdicklooksgreatinthoseheels.com/ This tumblr has been alive forever for some reason and features blokes sticking their junk in shoes and then adding 'interesting' captions. I personally am a firm believer that it takes all kinds to make the world go round and that without oddities like this, I'll eventually be lined up and shot by the puritans for my my own particular flavour of oddities, so - be wierd people, be freaking wierd and keep me on the fringe of normal because life is graded on a curve.

Enjoy.


Niel Patrick Harris to host next Oscars


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I love-love-love Niel Patrick Harris.  Niel can do with his brain what the average guy needs abs to achieve... oh and he also has abs to boot.  I've been watching Niel since Doogie Howser MD when he was a wee young thing, loved him in StarShip Troopers, and then loved him again in How I Met Your Mother.  He is also delightful to watch in every single thing he has ever hosted and the announcement that he will be hosting the next Oscar's means that I'll be tuning in for an event that I have come to loathe over the years.

Shia LeBeouf speaks out on his arrest


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Shia is one of those guys who I feel is tragically under rated.  The man is a burgeoning adonis as far as I'm concerned, unfortunately however, he can't speak like a normal person.  I don't know what it is, his delivering in most flicks I've seen him in is spot on but in interviews his stream of consciousness approach to conversation makes it seem like he's not actually in the room with the person he's speaking to, like everything coming out his mouth is happening in his head and he's there instead.

But judge for yourself in the interview below where he explains some of the recent oddities that made the rounds in the press a while ago.

Celebgate 3.0 leaks Dr Who's Matt Smith


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Matthew Robert "Matt" Smith is an English actor and film director. He is best known for his role as the Eleventh Doctor in the British television series Doctor Who, for which he received a BAFTA Award nomination in 2011.

I've never seen any of the Dr Who remakes but I hear good things.  Regardless, now you can see the Doctor unveil his Tardis.

Gallery here.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to apear in Baywatch Movie



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Baywatch is as iconic as a TV series gets with multiple movies and spinoffs already spawned by the TV Series (not to mention a series of Playboy specials).  It has a special and personal place in my heart as possibly the only TV show that my father and I could agree to watch together, so much so that it even get's an honory mention in my book.

Nick Jonas would like you to see his package


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So, I'm too old to understand the Jonas brothers but I'm assured they are awesome.  Nick Jonas recently did a shoot with Flaunt magazine and I have to admit, boy looks good.  I mean I could look like this, I'd just have to work, get surgery, and dim the lights where ever I go...

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Jason Momoa looking good in new movie


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Jason Momoa is pretty - not in that effeminate pretty kind of way, more in that "I'm ok if you treat me like your sexual rag doll" kind of way (cough... or so I'm told).

Celebgate 3.0 Leaks Nick Hogan... and no one cares

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So this is interesting.

I discuss gender issues fairly regularly and a little while ago stated that people are only interested in the Celebgate leaks because it is of celebs, and the issue with the leak is the attached stigmatisation of sexuality, and primarily female sexuality.  I do not believe that the negativity attached to the leak is a result of the invasion of privacy, I do not believe the issue is a lack of consent - though clearly both of those things happened.

I cited as evidence that people are only interested in the leak when it's about celebs, and they are only outraged by the pics of people that are sexual in nature.  No one cares about male leaks, or leaks that are not sexual in nature.

As expected, a few conservative feminists lost their minds in response to that article (lipstick feminists upvoted me before the conservatives got in).

Well here is the next round of evidence.

I feel bad for Robert Pattinson


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Yeah, so that was a headline I never thought I'd write in this lifetime, but it's true.  Recently Rob started dating a charming young british lady, a singer by the name of FKA Twigs...

Ben Affleck whacks out his wang for Gone Girls


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So Gone Girl is a very serious thriller, which may be less serious once you know he pulls his penis out for the movie.  I think this was an uber smooth move on his part because lately no one can interview him without asking his opinion on the fact that he's going to be in the new Batman movie, how do you change the internet's focus - celebrity nudity.

Channing Tatum On the Set of Magic Mike XXL

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Magic Mike XXL is in production and if you're looking for pics of the ever lovely Channing Tatum head on over to the Lainey Gossip's article below:


Magic Mike’s new friends