So I have a love / hate relationship with George Clooney. I love him because... how could you not? And kind of hate him for the same reasons - he's donkey's older than me and yet still looks better now than I did at my prime. In short, looking at his mug is a constant reminder of his genetic superiority.
So the way I read this story is that a member of the homosexual community took one look at Gaurdians of the Galaxy's Chris Pratt and went 'I'd do him, let's make him famous.' Have you seen Chris Pratt? That's not an unreasonable set of conclusion to come to.
Anyway this video should have probably ended in 'And then I agreed to fellate him; clearly, totally worth it!'
Keanu is back in the spotlight again with the release of his new movie John Wick (see a rundown in our Nerdgasms sections here). Apparently that attention has gathered him the love of the ladies once more. I don't know if the love was on hiatus or... whatever.
I'm a terrible fucking human being. When I saw that Justin Bieber pics were released, I clapped. I danced. I laughed like a madman.
I've been saying for ages that I'd prefer a universe where we objectified equally rather than remove objectification because I hate moral puritans. Removing objectification increases sexual stigma, and sexual stigma is bad for everyone, cause we all want sex/want to be attractive. So having some guys released during Celebgate, like specifically released and not just as collateral damage...
It's my freaking Christmas.
But who gives a shit about my opinion, let it be your Christmas with the pic that is supposed to be the first of many.
Officially, The Fappening 3.0 is supposed to start on the 27th but apparently people got a little too excited and shot some off early (insert premature ejaculation joke here) by releasing some pics of some of the gents as part of this leak.
I have no idea who Omarion is, but he is doing the male African American community a solid by acting as evidence that black men are as well endowed as everyone always says.
Hannibal has got to be one of the best TV series on at the moment. The good people at IGN interviewed Bryan Fuller about the show and what to expect in season 3; to find out more and to read the interview head over to our Nerdgasms section.
Alternatively you can just look at these pictures of Hugh Dancy.
Hugh is a damn good looking man and may be an evolutionary anomoly proving that Britian can indeed produce at least one spectacular looking human being for every ten people who look like Prince Charles. Well... at least that's my opinion based on traversing around London for a week.
So Matt Damon said he would never make another Bourne movie again if Tony Gilroy was the director. This opened the door for Jeremy Renner to grab the role. But Tony is now out of the picture and was being replaced by director Justin Lin. However the studio says it wants Paul Greengrass and Matt Damon to continue the series - so it looks like that production duo is back.
I like both Matt and Jeremy, and the Bourne series, so either way this is a win.
Oh and here are some old pics of Matt to just remind you why he would be good for the role.
Right now there are probably about a billion women (or open-minded men) weeping into cups of tea or something, either tears of joy or bitter bitter regret as Ryan Gosling has impregnated Eva Mendes with his sweet sweet man love. Well, at least that's what Us Weekly says.
To help you through this difficult period, take a look at some of his pics and think of the happy times you could have had together.
EDIT: *cough* Had a baby - not just pregnant - had a baby girl on september the 12th.
Bradley enjoys a bit of fashion and spent the evening at the Tom Ford LFW show last night. Afterwards he headed out to dinner with Suki Waterhouse (yes... apparently a person outside of True Blood is actually called Suki, who knew?).
Are Brad and Suki a thing? I have no idea. What would be the Brad/Suki celeb algamation name? Brooki? Ew... that's... I'm just going to put up some pics.
Kanye's here in the lovely land of Oz (Woot!) and as part of his Australian Yeezus tour did the kind of thing that only Kanye can do. In a moment of genius he asked two handicapped people to 'get up and dance bitcchessss' (not an actual quote). To ensure the two lads in question took him seriously he actually stopped the concert to address them... Unfortunately one had a prosthetic leg and the other was in a wheelchair.
On the off chance that you think the modern man doesn't feel pressure to become a superior physical speciman I present to you the hilarious *cough* trend of 'butt enhancer boxer briefs'! Yes, that's right, now men too can enjoy a kardashian in their pants (no not an actual kard- ... nevermind) with these magnificent inserts (click here to see...).
I discovered them in the pursuit of... science.
Alternatively if butt inserts don't interest you (or maybe just not those kind) here are some packages of the models wearing them.
I like JT. He seems like a cool guy, though a cool guy that may not be able to keep his hands to himself or his penis in his pants (there are going to be a series of people who say 'so... a guy then' - screw your gender stereotyping lulz).