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The end isn't nigh, it's here


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This will be my last Celeb-bait boys, I thank those of you who kept returning here.  This blog has been a little experiment for me and it didn't end the way I wanted it too.

I hate the stigmatisation of sexuality with a comic-book-style veracity that superheroes reserve for their arch nemesis.  I think telling people what they can or can't wear, how they can or can't behave, and whether they can or can't look at other human beings as a normal part of  their sexuality, is damaging to the human spirit in ways that we can't quantify.   Gender equality is also close to my heart and I really wanted to make sure that if I presented articles on beautiful women, that I did the same on beautiful men.

This blog was meant to, in some small way, fight sexual stigmatisation and to make it acceptable to objectify equally...

...but I don't think I'm very good at promoting the lads.

I appreciate a good looking human being, even if they're a guy.  I say that from the standpoint of someone who's a hetro male, but who's happy to tap their girlfriend on the shoulder and go "woh, check out that guys arms - whatcha think?" or "Seriously, that guy has amazing eyes - I wish I had eyes like that..." without feeling awkward or wierd, but that's how I was raised.

You see my parents taught me that the most beautiful thing of all, the most amazing thing this world has to offer, are people.  I remember sitting on a bench by the beach with my family, over and over again, just watching people pass and my family pointing out individuals that they thought were exceptional and why. It became a game, the beautiful people game.  It was something that made me smile and I wanted to share that feeling.

Unfortunately a series of things have come to a head.  For a start, it's very hard to find good pics and stories about guys.  When I go through celebrity blogs in my mornings, I normally have 20-30 quality photoshoots/stories on  women to choose between, but struggle to find 3 of similar quality that feature men. Add to this the fact that eBlogger is changing it's rules on what content is allowed in it's blogs, meaning that a lot of what happens on this site will get banned (Nice work conservatives!  "Family friendly" fear-of-the-human-body wins again!).  I could move everything to Tumblr but this blog doesn't get anywhere near the hits that my other blogs do, so regretfully, I'm letting it go.

I hope some of the things here made you smile in appreciation of the male form and that you all continue do one thing for me-

Enjoy the beautiful people, people. 


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Colin Farrel looks different in True Detective


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I'm used to seeing Colin Farrel like he does in the images above, or in other words, looking hot.  Pics of Colin have been released from True Detective season 2 and let's just say.... they're not what I expected:

Patrick Harris will debrief you on the Oscars


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Neil Patrick Harris is freaking legendary.  Last night's run on the Oscars was no exception with the highlights of the evening being his musical number and his debriefing:





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Prince Harry cast a spell on Emma Watson


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Prince Harry is dating Emma Watson.  Yeah, let that sink in.

I personally don't think I could date Harry if I had a uterus, primarily because - while Harry is a tasty tasty piece of ginger goodness - prince Charles DNA is in that mix somewhere.  The universe has a cruel tendency to throw back to previous generations and I just don't know how I'd feel if my babies potentially came out looking like they could catch satellite signals with their Dumbo-esque ears.

Anyway.  Harry heard that Emma broke up with her man and put MI6 on getting that girls digits stat! asked through some friends for her number.  He organised for a group date, so as not pressure Lady Emma by the fact that she was hanging out with a freaking royal.  They've been on several dates since and things look rosey.

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Kanye and Taylor Swift Are BBF's now



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I'm impressed that this story hasn't spiraled into "Kanye and Swift are having crazy-monkey-make-up sex" already. 

Kanye recently said in an interview with Ryan Seacrest that he was going to collaborate with Taylor Swift and pretty much anyone else that could make him dollar dollar bills y'all by having a fanbase. Now paps have snapped Kanye and Taylor coming out of the same restaurant a few minutes apart and everyone seems shocked. 

It's hard to collaborate, if you don't meet to discuss it...

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Save the bro's...


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Organic Valley have put together a special advertisement on their Muscle Milk, pitched at Bro's everywhere.  If you're into comedy, looking after your body, bro's or just looking at ripped guys with no shirts on, you'll love this ad.  Check out the video below:



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Vanilla Ice will steal yo' things


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You've gotta be kind of dated (like me) to know who Vanilla Ice is.  When I was a wee lad, before discovering Guns'N'Roses, Vanilla Ice was my personal hero so this latest piece of news bums me out - Vanilla Ice has been arrested for burglary.  This is a statement by Florida Police Chief, Sean Scheller:

The Bieber roast is coming


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So a while ago Justin Beiber put his hand up to be on a Comedy Central Roast, but was rejected.  Well he's finally going to his shot. Teaser trailer for the roast below:

Tom Hiddleston is being hot in gothic horror "Crimson Peak"


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Film maker Guillermo Del Toro is back with his new movie (trailer below) "Crimson Peak" which is supposed to be romantic, sexy and scarey all at the same time.  But let's focus on what's important - Tom Hiddleston.

Tom is the movie's main character in the worlds creepiest mansion, fending off ghosts while cradling his secret pain.  Cliched?  Who cares - the trailer looks awesome.

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Calvin Harris strips down for Emporio Armani


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Calvin Harris was the highest paid DJ in the world last year, and this year he's taking his clothes off for Italian fashion power house Emporio Armani... and the man looks good.  Pics below and if you want to actually read about the story instead of just look at him click this link here.